My Favourite Life

September 3, 2006

Porno Films

In 2004 my wife decided she wanted to try her hand at some amateur porn, so we opened an account at Southern Charms and started shooting videos and photographs in the mature and MILF realms. We named the site Saving Grace with a sister site, Shaving Grace The main thing she wanted to do is to set up a site her way with content artistically shot in her own way. It was a good theory. We shot over a period of several weeks before we started getting good traffic. It is no wonder people set up porn sites.

With the many subscriptions came many requests. If you think I am perverted, open a porn site and ask for suggestions. She got requests for anal, fisting, shaving, pissing, smoking, deepthroat, food fetish work, foot fetish work, and action shots with many requests for girl on girl. Well, we ignored most of them as non-artistic until several people began offering larger sums of cash for specialty work. This was on top of the subscription fees they had already paid.

I remember one guy, Joseph, I think was his name. He was into peeing. He sent $500 for a video where he wanted Grace to piss her panties for him. We figured for $500, what the hell. Grace started drinking wine, first to relax, and second to help with the peeing. Wouldn’t you know it, she couldn’t pee for the camera for what seemed like a half an hour and a full bottle of wine. When she finally started peeing through her panties, she stopped the stream and decided to pee without panties. Of course, we had set out a tarp to catch the pee. She sat in a chair and pissed, catching what she could in a wine glass. When she was done, she swapped the glass of piss for apple juice, and made it seem as though she was drinking her piss—urine therapy. Even funnier, she was so drunk, was when later in the evening she inadvertently grabbed the glass of piss and swigged some.

The guy with the most requests was a patron named Gary. He was into anal and fisting with some requests for deepthroat. Well, Grace was not into fisting, she never did deepthroat—at least to that point—, but decided she would be OK shooting an anal video. Of course, I was going to be the butt fucker, but I had a little performance anxiety coordinating the filming and directing. We managed to get enough footage and fix everything in post-production. He loved the results, paid her $500 and wanted more.

Grace was too anxious to try fisting or deepthroat, so she got him to agree to buy one of her artistic creations. He actually ended up buying two: one with fruits and vegetables—that was fun—, and another with an ice dildo, which was really exciting—she had a dildo mould we had used ourselves before. She likes her ice dildos, and it is interesting to fuck a cold pussy. We ended up making a music video for the ice video, set to Lords of Acid. She rubbed her entire body with the ice dildos, perking up her nipples, and fucking herself with it, not to mention the faux blowjob. Ice dildos don’t work so well in the ass.

Grace with her Ice Dildo

After those he offered $1,000 apiece for the deepthroat and fisting videos. $2,000 looked enticing so we set aside an evening to shoot them. As it turned out, we couldn’t fist her pussy. She was too tight. When I couldn’t do it, she tried to fist herself, but to no avail. Hey, what can I say? No complaints here. She was not like Sandra who could get fisted with ease. She was so pissed about the failure, though, that she blew off the deepthroat idea and the money. She told Gary to piss off. Instead, he offered her $5,000 to fuck her ass in person—wearing a condom, of course—, but that story is for another time.

For me, the best thing through all of these months before she retired was the extra and diverse sex. Besides, she was shaving almost every day to remain smooth for the camera. Ah, fringe benefits.
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