My Favourite Life

September 5, 2006

Blowjob Queen

My wife is a blowjob queen. She has an oral fixation, though admittedly not as much as I could hope for. She stopped smoking before I met her, and sometimes she satisfies this urge by orally pleasing me. She is a blowjob queen in every way, and as of late she has added deepthroat to her repertoire. I have commented elsewhere that many women do not give good head. This is usually due to lack of enthusiasm, but sometimes it is just bad technique and poor coordination.

I like a variety of blowjob techniques. I already mentioned deepthroat. There are two basic types of blowjobs: with and without using her hands. My first wife—who didn’t like to suck cock in the first place—could never figure out how to use her hands without punching herself in the face. Having only one approach is limiting. My current wife does it both ways. When we first met, she always used her hands. That’s how some previous boyfriend liked it.

Look, Ma, No Hands
No Hands is just like it sounds. One cock and one mouth. Just a singular focus. Of course she can use her tongue, different amounts of pressure, and the like, but no hands are allowed.

Give Me a Hand
Well, so, sometimes a hand adds stimulation. This is my second favourite type of blowjob. Essentially, it is like a combined blowjob and handjob. My first wife couldn’t do this to save her life. She had no natural rythym, so she kept hitting herself in the face.

Inbetween Days
There is also the middle path—a hand for support and a warm mouth. Not a lot of hand movement. Mostly just an extra barrier for some so they don’t get a cock in the throat, though that would be my preference.

New Techniques
Recently, she discovered a new technique. I found it in a book and suggested she try it. It was called the 30-second blowjob. The trick was to put her mouth over just the head of my cock and start sucking. Well, it would have worked well in theory save for two minor details. First it took longer than thirty seconds. Second, she couldn’t suck that hard for that long, so she gave up in favour of alternating between that technique and regular head. The woman who wrote the book is a speech therapist who provided mouth, tongue, and jaw exercises. My wife was not willing to do these just to be able to give me a 30-second BJ.

Anyway, while talking shop, I asked he how she became such a great cocksucker. As it turned out, it was due to communication. Some guy before me, gave her step-by-step instructions about where, when, how fast, et cetera. I was the beneficiary. Not enough people communicate when it comes to sexual issues.

I praised her skills and asked her to mix it up, to try it without her hands sometimes. I don’t have a preference. I just need the variety. Obviously, there is no room for hands during deepthroat. One funny topic arose when she was surprised that some other previous boyfriend had wanted blowjobs exclusively. For me, that’s excessive, but with the risk of pregnancy, I don’t blame him.

Bad Head
I used to live with Sandra—I mention her here—, and I did not like having regular sex with her. Her pussy was too loose, as was her ass. Sandra loved anal, so I gave her that maybe once a month or so. I fucked her pussy about as frequently. My only refuge was her mouth and—more particularly—her throat, which I detail elsewhere. So, I did end up getting daily head almost exclusively for a year—not mentioning the other partners along the way. In the end, I would not want to have just one sexual outlet—and that does not need to come in the form of another woman, rather a versatile lover can meet this requirement.

For me, if I had to rank my preference of sex acts, I would say vaginal, oral,and then anal. I won’t even count handjobs and tittie fucking. I could do without those. Of course, if I just had a couple nights of vaginal intercourse, it would probably move down the list. And just because anal is number three doesn’t mean I would want to do without it. I ask for anal quite a bit, but I think the reason is that it is the least likely to be offered, so I just want to remind her that I am still interested, even if I come across as some sort of butt pirate.

Anyway, back to blowjobs. Why do I feel it is important that a woman swallows the results of a blowjob? Why shouldn’t she spit it out, and what about a facial, pearl necklace, or some other means of delivery?

Rythym Method
From my perspective, once I am in the rhythm, the last thing I want is an interruption in the motion. Of course, a chick choking and gagging on a cumshot is pretty anticlimactic. Semen is delivered in a quantity of about a tablespoon, 10-15cc. It is about 15 calories. Some complain about the taste, but deepthroat is a solution to that—though of course it opens up another line of defence.

Face to Face
One women told me in advance that she wasn’t going to swallow, but that I could cum in her mouth. This way, there would not be any problem with my rhythm being interrupted. She had a point, but psychologically, I needed her to swallow. Was that a power trip on my part? I told her I would feel rejected if she didn’t swallow, but even I knew that wasn’t entirely true. She told me I could cum on her body, but that doesn’t do it for me. Finally, she told me I should give her a facial.

I am not into facials, though they seem quite popular in porn. I have delivered two facials in my lifetime—this and one on video. They both went along the same lines, neither woman having experienced one previously: roughly, surprise and bewilderment, as in why am I letting this guy cum on my face. If I never delivered another facial in the rest of my life, it wouldn’t bother me. I don’t see it as particularly demeaning between consenting couples, but the women I have known see it like that.

Swallowing My Pride
In the end, swallowing after a blowjob is the neatest form of sex: no fuss; no mess. Everybody knows that delivery anywhere else can get sticky, whether it be cum dripping from her cunt or ass, on her body, or neatly spit into a tissue. Nothing is neater than a swallowed blowjob.

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