My Favourite Life

September 7, 2006

Bad Blowjobs?

Filed under: Blowjobs,deepthroat,Fellatio,oral sex,Sex — myfavouritelife @ 1:17 am
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Yes, there is a such thing as a bad blowjob. Sadly, I have found that many women give less than good blowjobs. Whether it be lack of enthusiasm, rhythm, or whatever. More than that, an otherwise good blowjob can instantly turn bad when at “the” moment, she starts gagging and grimacing, it is like a cold shower. Not good.

Kristen Sucking Cock - Not Mine

Enthusiasm is more than half the battle, but I have been with several women who not only endorse themselves as being expert fellatrice, but also have come with endorsements from others. Of course, I have learnt that just because a woman gives good head to a woman doesn’t necessarily mean it will translate into good head for me.

Of course, my favourite is to receive deepthroat. Once a woman did that, I was hooked…not on her, but on deepthroat. Not all women are game to trying to deepthroat. Of course the ones who don’t like to suck cock in the first place are already out of the equation, but then so many are afraid of gagging.

I coached my wife through the process. Honestly, she did great, but when we were through she said she didn’t know what the big deal was and even argued that my cock never made it down her throat. Of course, when she woke up the next morning with an irritated throat, she knew otherwise.

So, while you needn’t deepthroat to be a great fellatrix, it certainly can’t hurt to add this to your repertoire.

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10 Comments »

  1. [...] Another myth I want to dispell is that a guy can’t tell the difference between a regular blowjob and deepthroat. This is flat out untrue. Since most of the sensation of the penis is at the head, getting the head into her throat does enhance the sensation as it enters her tight throat. And while it is easy to get a bad or lazy blowjob, it is tough to get bad deepthroat. [...]

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  2. [...] Lisa is hot—sort of a Fiona Apple (in her finest hours) look-alike: long, dark hair with full blowjob lips; tall, thin as a rail with no real body fat. As such, she doesn’t have much of an ass, but that doesn’t prevent me from thinking about how nice it would be to bend her over a conference table and deliver an anal memo. She has maybe A – B cup breasts that are perfect on her. [...]

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  3. [...] She had also been dating this older married Filipino guy, Ray. This is the guy with the pinky dick. She liked him, but as the saying goes, size matters. So maybe it doesn’t matter between 6 and 7 inches, but south of 4 inches just didn’t cut it. To make matters worse, he couldn’t eat pussy to save his life. As concerns guys as well, there is a such a thing as bad head. It got so bad, she tried to get him to fuck her in the ass, but he was a good Catholic and wouldn’t have any of it. Her favourite encounter with him as recounted to me was when she tied him to a chair, blindfolded, and sucked his cock until he came in her mouth. She certainly didn’t have the option of deepthroating him. It was probably the kinkiest sex he ever had in his life, as tame as it was. [...]

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  4. [...] sex was a different story. She didn’t like to give head. Even worse for me—I know; break out the violins—is that she wouldn’t swallow. Even if she [...]

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  5. I give the greatest head ever.

    Comment by Dr. Ivana Sukjou — March 22, 2008 @ 6:28 pm | Reply

  6. My wife gave me a great blow job the other night and the difference was in the position.

    She laid on the bed (naked) with her head off the edge of the bed. I stood at the edge of the bed and place my cock into her mouth, because of the angle of her head she was able to take all of me (only 6 inches, but still). Which she wasn’t able to do before. Very gratifying!

    An added bonus (for me) was that I could lick her nipples and finger at the same time.

    Really sensual sex. Most enjoyable!

    Comment by retertre — April 1, 2009 @ 6:18 pm | Reply

  7. incredibly easy to make a dude cum with your mouth. just don’t have your head and tongue static and don’t be a biter and voila.

    I guess people can find a way to be lazy at anything though. Bad blowjobs do exist though. My old gf was pretty much a living fuck doll. in the sense she would just lay there like she was dead. I hate those types of women. I always feel like a criminal rapist or something and have to get the fuck out of there.

    I guess on the flipside some dudes could be like that too. But usually not – men are more excited to be getting laid so unless the beer goggles he is wearing drop off or your makeup sweats off and you are fugly w/o it- it wouldn’t naturally die out early.

    But for whatever reason here is a tip – not all guys like balls sucked/played with. It is an issue with some. However a little while in when the guy is at the beginnings of climaxing – simply cradling them and giving a little bit of lift will accelerate the hell out of that nut.

    Comment by yutru — August 2, 2010 @ 5:30 pm | Reply

  8. I’m not convinced that deepthroating is really the most pleasureable method. I’ve done more men than most – and using my lips is by far the quickest way to get anyone off….in fact, sometimes too quick.

    Comment by George B — November 14, 2011 @ 10:30 pm | Reply

    • the UPS guy delivered a package the other day. He looked about 22 and had a bulge in his pants. I brought him an iced tea and we started talking. Before I knew it he had me touch his bulge. He took his cute little shorts off and I couldn’t believe how big it was. He was rock hard must have been at least 9 inches and very thick. It was beautiful. I immediately got down on my knees and tryed my best to suck him. He filled my mouth with thick goblets of sperm and I absolutely loved it. My nipples were very hard and my pussy was dripping. Unfortunately he couldn’t stay as he had most of the truck to still deliver.

      Comment by Barbie — May 27, 2012 @ 1:44 am | Reply

  9. ….and I’d welcome comments at ://asolitarypursuit.blogspot.com/?zx=5bc8c08e2865b0f2

    Comment by George B — November 14, 2011 @ 10:32 pm | Reply


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