Does a handjob count as sex? Bill Clinton’s assertion that a blowjob does not count as sex aside—after all, it is called oral sex—, what about a handjob?
When I asked for sex last night, my wife was only in the mood for perfunctory sex, so she said she’d just give me a blowjob. I was fine with that. She started as she usually does with a bit of a handjob to get my cock lubed with oil. This time she said, handjobs are sexy. How ’bout I give you a handjob? I told her I was fine with the idea—if she finished with her mouth. “What’s with you guys?” she asks rhetorically, and she goes down on me until I cum.
I have to admit a handjob is sex, but it is so far on the low end of the scale, it almost doesn’t count. Handjobs are for teenagers trying to have safe sex and preserve their virginity. It is also away to skimp on sex.
Any physical activity engaged by two or more parties resulting in an orgasm of one or more of the participating partners is sex. I wouldn’t mind a handjob every now and again, but the way I look at it, I can give myself a handjob, so it is no big deal. So, while it is technically sex, it does not really make the cut in my book.
