OK, I couldn’t resist. There are many real and perceived dangers of having anal sex. There is a right way to have anal sex and a wrong way. These dangers range from the increased probability of transmitting STDs and e coli to rectal tears, but one of the biggest dangers is described in this story. Of course, I can tell you here and now how to prevent this from happening to you: do not take receptive anal intercourse from a horse! No matter how desperate you might be, don’t do it. Now, I know there are a lot of you out there saying, “It’s my body, and I’ll do what I want. And if I want to get fucked in the ass by a horse, it is my right.” Well, OK, so maybe there aren’t a lot of you, and perhaps none of you. In any case, I don’t recommend having any sex with non-human animals.
The horse is not being charged with any wrong-doing. Having sex with large animals is not illegal in Washington Seattle, where this occurred, but officials are investigating whether any smaller animals might have been involved, as this practise is decidedly illegal in those parts.
I have to mention that I once dated a woman whose fantasy was to be mounted by a bull—and her name was not Europa. To each his own is what I say. Perhaps this story will make her think twice about fulfilling this particular fantasy.