Like it or not the average time from penetration to ejaculation is about 2 minutes according to Masters and Johnson, the sex researchers—2 minutes until you cum. It is an average, so some men shoot faster and some slower than others. On balance two minutes isn’t that long.
All right. I’ll come clean—cum clean? I fall typically into the 2 to 5 minute range. I have lasted more and less, but mostly, I am in that range. About the title line, I have had this happen only once, and I was under duress. No really. I have experienced the other extreme as well, where I couldn’t cum at all after half an hour, so I gave up trying. I know a friend who has done the marathon thing, too, but that’s not what this is about.
So, I don’t really have a post on premature ejaculation, save to say that when it happened to me, I was pretty upset. Here were the circumstances. I was divorced from Kristen, but we were still living together and having sex until she found another place to hang her hat, which was several months. She liked sex, and hadn’t found a regular partner quite yet. (Actually, she had, but he was living in another state—not so great for sex.)
After I ate her and she came, she had gone from horny to ornery. She was saying, “Just hurry up and fuck me. Get it over with. Make it quick.” Well, as push came to shove, it was quick. I was fumbling to get my cock out of my pants, and I came in under a second. I barely got the head of my cock into her pussy, and it was over. Man, what a let down, and the orgasm sucked, too.
Luckily, that was the first and last time that happened. I would hate to have that curse, but then again, I don’t think many women would like to have to fuck for half an hour or more night after night. I am sure there are some, and I am sure every now and again a fuck fest is in order, but I’ll stick to the 5 minute range with a little variation therein. A lot of women don’t orgasm through penetration alone, anyway. Since I almost always eat her before I fuck—chew and screw, I like to call it—, she has already had hers before i even start. No worries.
Well, that’s about it. I know most people don’t want to discuss this aspect of their sexuality. I don’t know which is worse—premature ejaculation or not being able to get it up. I know I have had that happen before, too. I guess I won’t even bother taking that topic to another day.