So, he says, she’s 4’3″, and I pause? “Four-three? How’s that?”
“You’ll see. Let’s meet…”
Yep. A midget chick with her full-size boyfriend—swinging. What can I say? I had to try.
We drove up to their place—a trailer in Santa Clarita, which must be the swinging capital of LA by the looks of it. We talked, took a jacuzzi, and returned to the “living room.” She dismissed herself and came back in dominatrix garb. Oy! Well, Sandra started sucking her man’s cock, and she started on mine. I was freaked out. I couldn’t keep it up. Sandra would suck my cock, and I was all set, but once I was with the midget chick, it wouldn’t stay. We kept trying for a while. I ate her shaven midget full-size hairless pussy and made her cum. Still nothing for me.
The midget chick didn’t take anal, but Sandra did, so her guy at least got some anal action, albeit with a condom. I couldn’t perform. She was upset, and of course was. My chance to fuck a midget—down the tubes. The only consolation I got was the blowjob on the way home.