My Favourite Life

September 16, 2006

Midgets

Filed under: Anal Sex,Blowjobs,clean shaven,cunnilingus,deepthroat,Fellatio,oral sex,Pussy,Sex,shaven — myfavouritelife @ 7:56 am

So, he says, she’s 4’3″, and I pause? “Four-three? How’s that?”

“You’ll see. Let’s meet…”

“Er…, OK”

Yep. A midget chick with her full-size boyfriend—swinging. What can I say? I had to try.

We drove up to their place—a trailer in Santa Clarita, which must be the swinging capital of LA by the looks of it. We talked, took a jacuzzi, and returned to the “living room.” She dismissed herself and came back in dominatrix garb. Oy! Well, Sandra started sucking her man’s cock, and she started on mine. I was freaked out. I couldn’t keep it up. Sandra would suck my cock, and I was all set, but once I was with the midget chick, it wouldn’t stay. We kept trying for a while. I ate her shaven midget full-size hairless pussy and made her cum. Still nothing for me.

The midget chick didn’t take anal, but Sandra did, so her guy at least got some anal action, albeit with a condom. I couldn’t perform. She was upset, and of course was. My chance to fuck a midget—down the tubes. The only consolation I got was the blowjob on the way home.

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3 Comments »

  1. You really should have captured this on video! hahaha

    The Midget Master
    http://www.allaboutmidgets.typepad.com

    Comment by Midget Master — October 1, 2006 @ 7:09 pm | Reply

  2. […] Had sex with a midget * […]

    Pingback by Accomplishments « My Favourite Life — December 29, 2006 @ 9:40 am | Reply

  3. […] of my experiences, but I didn’t seem to have written any. Well, there was the one about the midget, but that is hardly indicative. I am also not going to include my experience at a swingers’ […]

    Pingback by Swinging in the Rain « My Favourite Life — October 26, 2007 @ 10:31 am | Reply


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