My Favourite Life

September 20, 2006

The Zen of Cunnilingus

I love pussy. Pussy satisfies all five senses. I love the look of pussy. I love the scent of pussy. I love the taste of pussy. I love the feel of pussy. I love the sound of my interaction with pussy.

It starts with sight—what it looks like. Not all pussies look the same. Of course, if it is not shaven, there is a nice patch—that visual patch of maturity—obscuring somewhat the underlying treasure. Should it be nicely trimmed, you might get to view the best of both worlds. Being shaven, everything is not so hidden—but something is hidden. Female genitalia are not out there like a male’s. On the surface, is a simple crack or slit—a couple of glorious folds of flesh marking the entrance. Some women have pronounced inner lips that escape these folds, and that is nice, too. When she spreads her thighs wider, she reveals her pink blossom as her inner lips become more visible.

As you move your face closer, you can smell her fragrance—that spellbinding fragrance of womanhood. There is nothing quite like it, and you are attracted to it.

Nuzzling your mouth between her inner lips, you taste her pussy with your tongue—all the while breathing in her scent.

You feel the moisture of her pussy as it beckons you to pleasure it. You feel the soft petals of her inner lips and the slickness.

Your tongue slurps her pussy, and you revel in the sound, perhaps waiting to travel up to her clit to bring her to orgasm and hear her moans of desire and pleasure.

The clit is the star of the show, but it isn’t the only show around. It wants your attention, but not too fast and not too much. Tease it. Be gentle. Take your time. You don’t want it to end too quickly. Slow broad strokes alternating with your pointed tongue, and returning to taste of her well. Take her clit between your lips, and suck on it lightly, creating a vacuum. Relax. Enjoy. Breathe. This is Zen.

When she starts to tense up to cum, don’t lose your rhythm—keep doing what you did to get her this far. Let her guide her hips under your skillful tongue. Let her guide herself to orgasm. You will be rewarded by her free flowing juices. Enjoy.

This might be one scenario. It is not the only one. Remember her clit. It should be a recurring theme in cunnilingus, but tease her labia first. Enjoy her entire body. Enjoy the rest of her pussy, but once you get going, spend most of your time on her clit. Mix it up a bit.

Much time is given to finding a woman’s g-spot. I have never found one. I have never personally known a woman who has found one. I have known several women who have looked high and low for their own g-spots. Nothing. If your woman has a g-spot and knows how to activate it, that’s great. If not, don’t worry about it. I also know of another woman obsessed with female ejaculation. She had heard about it, and seen it in porn films, but she can’t do it herself. This disappoints her. To add insult to injury, she has a boyfriend who insists she should be able to do this. If this is you, stop worrying about it. It is not important. I have never been with a woman who claims to be able to do this either.

Pussies are all different. If you have one, enjoy it. If you have access to one, enjoy it. Talk to its owner. It doesn’t come with a manual. Keep that pussy happy, and it will keep its owner happy; if it’s owner it happy, she will keep you happy.

Now I know this is off the topic of eatting pussy, but it is on the topic of pussy. I know I have mentioned this before, but my wife has the most wonderful pussy. It is a perfect pussy specimen. I don’t know if she realises it. I think she thinks it is just a line when I tell her this, but it is true. It is warm and welcoming as most are, but it is perfectly accomodating for my cock. Mostly, it is about the shape—her pubic mound, the way he labia minora hide from view until she spreads her legs. It is not too loose—like a couple women I can think of—, and it is not too short—like my first wife’s pussy. It is sometimes nice and snug, and sometimes loose, which happens always at just the right time. Of course, she keeps it shaven—almost one a month. She doesn’t shave it often enough for my taste, but when she does shave and shares it with me, it is always blissful. Of course, sharing is caring.

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15 Comments »

  1. […] I love to eat pussy. Ever since my first experience, I have loved it. I had the pleasure of having a pussy eating expert my first go around. Much like my wife was trained to suck cock, I was trained to eat pussy. My wife was bi when we met. She had actually had about half a dozen lesbian experiences on her own before we met, which is to say no pressure from boyfriends—I know how that goes. Of course, she could just be saying it, but she says I give her head at least as well as her female lovers and better than her male lovers. Whether she means this truly, I will presume yes. Don’t burst my bubble, eh. […]

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  2. […] Another 20% are interested in oral sex, fellatio and cunnilingus, with about a quarter of those specifically interested in deepthroat—how to do it and how to get your partner to do it. […]

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  3. Great post…most men unfortunately aren’t that great at it, but can be guided to get better. The hottest thing about it though, is when someone is really into it and enthusiastic, like you obviously are. It is such a turn on for the woman.

    Comment by emma — March 9, 2007 @ 11:44 am | Reply

    • Hi Emma

      I like to eat pusya nd would love to pleasure women by eating their pussies until their cum twice.

      Tasting pussy is delicious, what do you think about my idea and how many times a week do you get eaten?

      Comment by Anonymous — July 16, 2011 @ 12:48 pm | Reply

  4. nice documentary

    Comment by kay — September 30, 2007 @ 11:27 pm | Reply

  5. darlings, eating pussy is the same for women as blow jobs are for men….there’s no such thing as a bad way. As for those men who want their cocks sucked but can’t bring themselves to even try to understand pussy eating and what women have held secret from men all these years….no pussy eating, no blow job. That is a strict rule with me at this point in my life.

    Women have politely told their husbands for years they orgasmed, when in fact, we felt forced to lie. We quietly and discreetly went to the bathroom and fingered ourselves to orgasm, then went back to bed. Many women, back from many years kept lap dogs to get relief from orgasm…..dogs love pussy and their tongues can bring any woman to orgasm in minutes.

    It is my hope the younger women will have better luck and truly enjoy lovemaking (with true intimacy) with men, as men, themselves, have felt the freedom to come forth to their women without fear of being labeled gay, to their desire to have their cocks sucked. It’s a brave new world. What’s truly remarkable about all of this is that it’s all just so natural, if men and women just let themselves be free to share themselves with each other. The divorce rate should drop considerably. I have a renewed sense of optimism at how the younger generation is sexually pleasing each other. I believe they will be different than those of us who suffered in silence with lovable men who could not and never did bring us to orgasm in 35 years +, and to our mothers’ generation who had even worse, not to mention fathers who were compelled to secretly meet a gay man to get a blow job, though he wasn’t gay at all.

    Yes, we’ve faked those orgasms for years and years. It is no wonder that when real trouble hit a marriage, those women who were never intimately connected to those husbands…..left. Why not? God put our clits in the wrong place. If the clit was at the hole or in the hole, as in animals, there would be no problem…..however, he chose to put our organ away from the hole. If we can’t connect on the most basic level, that sexual stimulation which brought the couple together for marriage in the first place, simply went by the wayside. The men could at least orgasm, but the women got nothing but a baby from the entire, frustrating act.

    The writer of this article has discovered just how natural and wonderful pussy licking actually is. If you’ve watched animals mate, they never just hop on, it’s a long series of licking and smelling before the male of any species tops his mate, and their clits are just inside their vaginal opening. Even the lower mammals were more satisfied then the human woman.

    My hat is off to the writer of this article. He understands what I’m talking about.

    Comment by Katie — October 30, 2007 @ 12:49 am | Reply

  6. O! There is a bad way. 😉

    Comment by myfavouritelife — October 30, 2007 @ 12:47 pm | Reply

  7. […] do that description justice to a neophyte. However, I do have two posts centered around this topic: The Zen of Cunnilingus and Confessions of a Cunning Linguist. I know words would pale if I tried to describe how it felt […]

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  8. my pussy smells like shit and the hairs n it are very very very very very wirey

    Comment by carla — September 29, 2009 @ 9:17 pm | Reply

  9. My pussy is yummy! When my man eats my yummy pink folds I love kissing him afterwards. The smell of my juices on his face is a big turn on for me. And I love sucking his big hard dick too. Your description of pussy licking was amazing. Your lady should be proud to have a pussy love sucking man.

    Comment by Shelley — January 29, 2010 @ 8:10 pm | Reply

  10. when I was 5 a girl sat on my face in the school playground. Obviously it wasn’t sexual, but the experience was both naughty and arousing – for reasons I couldn’t comprehend. Now 40 years later, I absolutely love going down on a woman. The sight, smell, touch and sound of her coming is just wonderful. It’s difficult to understand a guy who wants a blow job but won’t return the favor.

    Comment by flashman — May 15, 2010 @ 10:20 pm | Reply

  11. All of this is wonderful. I have always tried to smell and lick every woman with whom I was enjoying a sexual hour or so but now for me it is all a mass of memories. Many ladies appear to not want to be tasted, licked, and caressed in this manner now that we are into the 80 year old bracket. Please do not stop at the 55 – 60 – or 70 age mark as too many seem to do at this stage of our developing sexual understanding and freedom. I still love the beautiful smell of a waiting pussy. I try to smell and lick my playful fingers every time but, of course, my sexual ability is almost lost to me. I am not able to enjoy enough now due to my slowly failing equipment and the lack of repair facilities. I still look and dream of what was once so wonderful a part of my life. Thank you to the ladies of my life.

    Comment by John — September 5, 2010 @ 6:47 pm | Reply

  12. Iknow what they are talking about
    i am 78 years old and my dick wont get hard like it used to and i still like pussie
    and when i get the chance to my tounge still gets real hard, your know what i mean

    Comment by joe — November 4, 2010 @ 10:42 am | Reply

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