My Favourite Life

January 2, 2007

Happy New Year and Resolutions

Filed under: Blowjobs,Fellatio,oral sex,Pussy,Sex — myfavouritelife @ 6:00 am

Well, I have made my resolutions, but I won’t share them here, save for the ones already mentioned. This topic, though, reminds me of a resolution another couple we know made—well, she made anyway. I only know this because women discuss such things behind their men’s backs. As for me, I am jealous, and why did my wife feel it necessary to tell me this when she wouldn’t offer me the same.

He felt he didn’t get enough head, so the deal was that she would suck his cock every day for the month of January to prove herself to him. After all was said and done, she did as she had promised and was left somewhat disappointed. Evidently, this guy wasn’t a good oral lover, and after his daily blowjob, he was pretty much spent and not otherwise motivated to please her. She even tried to give him a noon blowjob so he would be ready later in the evening, but it didn’t work out.

I should ask for the same from my wife—especially in light of her recent drop in libido. She doesn’t care about cuming, and I do. Perfect! Besides, I would be willing to eat her every day of the week, anyway. Not a problem. Well, so, I didn’t get such an offer, but I can dream, can’t I?

The other question is why women feel they need to share the intimate details of their lives with their girlfriends? Guys don’t tend to do this, especially married ones. I think I know quite a bit about my wife’s girlfriends’ husbands (and other lovers, too) . Who does what, doesn’t do what, is good here, and bad there. I even know what each girlfriend like and dislikes. I know which women love or hate anal, and one whose husband doesn’t do anal with her but whose lover does. I know who spits or swallows or doesn’t suck cock save on a blue moon. I know who shaves. I know which ones have had lesbian experiences. Of course, I presume the reciprocal is also true, that their husbands and lovers know about my love life.

I also know that this is not limited to just a few women. I have met so many women willing to share the intimate details of their friends. I also know some of this is censored. My first wife couldn’t share the fact she liked anal sex (or that I did, for that matter) with one girlfriend because her girlfriend made it clear she found this to be disgusting. She had no problem sharing the fact she enjoyed extramarital sex, leaving out only the anal details.

Perhaps someday a woman could explain to me why this is.

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3 Comments »

  1. Hey… sidetrack from your blog a little… Can I ask… if you have ever thought of returning to your first wifey?

    Comment by unknown — January 2, 2007 @ 10:27 am | Reply

  2. Nope.

    Comment by myfavouritelife — January 2, 2007 @ 1:59 pm | Reply

  3. At the risk of damaging the women’s movement, or whatever, I venture to say that the reason girls talk gab is to confirm our own normalcy. In my experience, here is how a conversation might start…

    I think I have ingrown hairs on my pubic line, so I one day approach the topic with a girlfriend very carefully…

    “I think I’m getting some bumps along my bikini line…”

    She is so relieved to hear that someone else has an imperfect bikini line, that she replies:

    “OMG Me too! I think I have ingrown hairs!”

    “I know! Me too! What have you tried?”

    “I’ve tried X, Y, and Z!”

    “I tried X and Y, but never Z, did it work?”

    And before you know it, you’re discussing every intimate detail about your sex life, and the sex lives of people you fuck.

    Really… we all just want to hear that we’re not abnormal.

    I believe men do this too. Just to a more reserved and cautious extent.

    Comment by notoriousv — January 3, 2007 @ 5:21 pm | Reply


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