My Favourite Life

January 5, 2007

No Sex

Filed under: Blowjobs,clean shaven,Fellatio,oral sex,Pussy,Sex,shaven — myfavouritelife @ 9:26 am

No sex last night. I was disappointed. I had expectations. No sex since 2007 started. She said, “Let’s plan for the weekend.” That has got to be the worse part of marriage, the decline in sexual activity. I thought I was going to slow down with the blogging, and if I were to document my sexual experiences, it would have stopped completely. Lucky for me, Notorious V-A-G has kept me occupied. It is funny how interesting the life of a total stranger can be—especially when it is a woman talking about her sexual experiences and perspectives.

It is really too bad these discussions can’t just be up front and honest in person. Something along the lines of:

“Hey, you look hot. Are you wearing panties? Do you shave?”

It doesn’t work like that, though. Just a lot of pretense and posturing, mainly on the part of the woman—playing coy. We guys might be thinking this, but to say it outright is a death knell.

Anyway, I have a meeting. Gotta go.

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2 Comments »

  1. Wait a second…

    You are complaining about having no sex, and are instead being kept occupied by me? The girl with the abstinent boyfriend? Who hasn’t had sex since long before New Years? Sheesh. 😉

    Comment by notoriousv — January 17, 2007 @ 1:46 pm | Reply

  2. Yeah, yeah. I have always wondered how a person dating another person without having sex can consider that person a boy- or girl-friend. For me, it doesn’t make sense. Without the sex, to me it is just a friend. Of course, one can have sex with friends, otherwise known as friends with benefits, but that is simply sex with no (or fewer) strings attached.

    Anyway, here it is January 17, and I have only had sex twice this year—not good. I’ll shoot for tonight to see how it goes. I could understand a bit more if she were employed, but she doesn’t have that excuse, and I’ve already gone on about the woman I dated with whom I didn’t want to have sex. Oy!

    Comment by myfavouritelife — January 17, 2007 @ 2:36 pm | Reply


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