No sex last night. I was disappointed. I had expectations. No sex since 2007 started. She said, “Let’s plan for the weekend.” That has got to be the worse part of marriage, the decline in sexual activity. I thought I was going to slow down with the blogging, and if I were to document my sexual experiences, it would have stopped completely. Lucky for me, Notorious V-A-G has kept me occupied. It is funny how interesting the life of a total stranger can be—especially when it is a woman talking about her sexual experiences and perspectives.
It is really too bad these discussions can’t just be up front and honest in person. Something along the lines of:
“Hey, you look hot. Are you wearing panties? Do you shave?”
It doesn’t work like that, though. Just a lot of pretense and posturing, mainly on the part of the woman—playing coy. We guys might be thinking this, but to say it outright is a death knell.
Anyway, I have a meeting. Gotta go.