My Favourite Life

January 31, 2007

Another List

Filed under: Sex — myfavouritelife @ 9:20 am

I stole this list from Cat who in turn stole it from Art.

  1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007? Yes
  2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Yes. Several times.
  3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Raucous laughter, no. Having a fun time, yes.
  4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? I can’t say that I have.
  5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Yes. What better time?
  6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Yep.
  7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Nope.
  8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP? It depends, but in general, be yourself.
  9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes.
  10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No. Huh?
  11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes.
  12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes.
  13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yes, but it is not something I would need to do opn any regular basis.
  14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? No. When I have sex, I am in the moment—a Zen thing.
  15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Nope. What’s a condom? 😦
  16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Hmmm… Which was worse, the premature ejaculation or the times I couldn’t;t quite get it up? Doh!
  17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 14, I think.
  18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Like fantasy or reality. I am married. 😉
  19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE? Lately, it’s hard to say. 🙂
  20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Yes—as usual.
  21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? More than 50 less than 100.
  22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Not really, I have had sex in the car but it wasn’t top choice it was last resort.
  23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Nope. I never saw her after we had sex.
  24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Yes. Well, sort of.
  25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? I am not sure I define “cheater” the same way as most people, but using a typical definition, I would have to say yes.
  26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD. Indifferent.
  27. LINGERIE. Nude is best. Cat has it down: She loves to wear it but mostly for me to feel pretty it is usually a wasted effort for men. Why spend all that money at Victoria Secret to have the garment wind up on the floor?
  28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Yes, but I wouldn’t recommend it as a practise.
  29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
    1. (x) park
    2. ( ) church
    3. (x) cemetery
    4. (x) beach
    5. (x) boat
    6. (x) school
    7. (x) parent’s bed
    8. (x) your bed
    9. (x) car
    10. ( ) picnic table
    11. (x) kitchen counter
    12. (x) couch/chair
    13. (x) dining room/kitchen table
    14. (x) woods (open and/or in a tent)
    15. ( ) hood of a car
    16. (x) bathroom
    17. (x) shower
    18. (x) the other person’s bed
    19. ( ) porch/deck/balcony
    20. (x) in a house with parents home
    21. (x) at a party
    22. (x) on top of the washer/dryer
    23. (x) with other people in the room
    24. (x) hotel
    25. ( ) concert
    26. ( ) grandparent’s house
    27. (x) field
    28. ( ) bleachers

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