My Favourite Life

February 2, 2007

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Filed under: breasts,Pussy,Sex — myfavouritelife @ 6:00 am

Nipple shapes

Yep, you read it correctly: nipple shapes. Hmmm… Now people come in all shapes, colours, and sizes. Besides that, people aren’t even really symmetrical.

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Take, for example, these pictures of a well-known (too well-known for my taste) public figure. The first is the original image, the second 2-left sides, and the last 2 right sides.

In any case, I have already discussed how different pussies can be. Breasts and nipples are unique, too. I am not so sure exactly what is meant by nipple shapes, though. By and large, they are circular,or perhaps more precisely, ovular or broadly elliptical. Perhaps I should alter the discussion more around aereolae instead of nipples, but I’ll continue to use the more familiar vernacular nipples.

Nipples vary in shape, size, colour, how for they protrude (or invert). They also vary in proportion to the size of the breast. Some women with large breasts have tiny nipples, while some women with tiny breasts are almost all nipple. Some nipples are very puffy with soft lines while others are razor sharp. Vive la difference!

Interestingly enough, different nipples respond differently to touch. Some nipples are sensitive—a short-cut to orgasm, and some don’t seem to respond at all to tactile stimulation. My first wife seemed to have little sensation in her nipples. My current wife is probably average, but when she was pregnant, her nipples were super-sensitive.  That was some fun.

Do people have favourite types of nipples? I find breasts interesting and nipples, too, but I can’t say I have a favourite variety. On balance, I have seen some breasts that I wouldn’t prefer (but wouldn’t likely turn away), especially the ones that look more like udders than breasts, but nipples? I can’t say as that I’ve ever seen a nipple that has turned me off. I guess, in all, the best nipple is the one in front of you, up close and personal.

On the subject of size and shape, a lot of attention is directed toward men and their penises. How long? How thick? Circumsised or otherwise? But not a lot of attention is directed toward pussies. Particularly, who talks about clits? They come in different configurations, too. My wife has a pretty averge clit, but my first wife had a huge clit, though I have seen bigger. I dated a woman with seemingly no clit. It was there, but you could never—and I mean never—see it (or even feel it with your tongue). Nothing. Zilch. Nada. But she could cum, and she loved sex, so I guess it was there somewhere. Does it matter? I don’t think so, but on a topic of diversity, I fugured I had to mention it. There!

By the way, for the many people (or maybe just one desperate guy) who wants to know how to convince wife to shave, look here. I am not sure how to address the question, how do I convince my wife to give me head? Sorry for you.

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1 Comment »

  1. Guys’ nipples are interesting too. It’s weird when you find a guy with huge ones.. then again, the teeny tiny ones seem like mosquito bites.

    Comment by notoriousv — February 12, 2007 @ 11:20 pm | Reply

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