My Favourite Life

May 25, 2007

Venus and Mars?

Filed under: Anal Sex,Blowjobs,Fellatio,Masturbation,oral sex,Pussy,Sex — myfavouritelife @ 9:38 am

I copied this from another blog a while ago and never got around to posting it. Frankly, I can’t seem to find the original URL. Sorry. I don’t agree with this post 100%, but I am interested other people’s POVs, men and women alike. The guy is a little over-obsessed with anal, but I was wondering more about the “washroom” metaphor.  Thoughts?

A man’s need to ejaculate is no different from his need to urinate. It is something men have to do. It is in their nature. Women are like washrooms. Think of a woman as a corporate office building. This office building has washrooms. There are executive washrooms, employee washrooms, and public restrooms, and then there is having to piss in the trashcan.

The best place to piss is the executive washroom. This is like a woman’s ass. It’s the best place to be. Down from that is her mouth, the employee washroom. It is not as nice as the executive washroom, but it is not bad occasionally. Then there is the public washroom, her pussy. This is what everyone else gets to use.

Women are also deceivers. A woman wants you to believe that her pussy is the executive washroom, the best place to be. It isn’t. Her pussy is for public use. That is why most women offer their pussies first. How many women offer you their ass before they offer their pussy? Not many want to give you the keys to the executive washroom. The deceit happens when women try to convince you that their pussies are so special. They know that it is actually the least special so they do a lot of work playing them up. If procreation didn’t involve the pussy, I don’t know how much use it would get.

Women also spend a lot of time trying to convince you the executive washroom is dirty and out of order. Even a slightly dirty executive washroom is better than a clean public washroom. A woman knows her ass is the executive washroom. That’s why she wants to keep you out. She doesn’t think you are good enough to deserve the executive washroom. If she did, she would give you the keys.

She’ll give you the keys every once in a while to pretend you are good enough, even all the while telling you it isn’t as good as the ordinary public restroom she lets you use. She’ll even let you use the employee washroom when she is in the mood. But all in all you are relegated to use the public washroom or the trashcan.

If she is out of the office and the none of the washrooms are available, you have to make a choice. You can either masturbate, piss in the trashcan, or you can find another office building. A guy can only hold back the urge for so long, but eventually he will have to relieve himself. It might not be the executive washroom. It might just be behind some tree or in some alley, but when you have to go, you have to go.

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7 Comments »

  1. a little over-obsessed with anal? come on, he basically says that anything other than anal is second-class and a deception on our side.

    and personally I don’t like this bathroom metaphor. it may illustrate his point pretty well, but to me it’s very unimaginative and juvenile.

    Comment by EuroPosh — May 25, 2007 @ 11:15 am | Reply

  2. Thanks for the input. I do agree with you. While I basically agree that a guys “need” to ejaculate is more driving—more akin to urinating—than a woman’s sexual drive, the women-as-toilets is a different story. I guess my “little over-obsessed” phrase is a euphemism for “way over-obsessed.” 🙂

    Comment by myfavouritelife — May 25, 2007 @ 11:33 am | Reply

  3. I think it says a lot more about him than it does about women. It’s one of the more degrading pieces I’ve read in a long time.

    Comment by Tom Allen — May 25, 2007 @ 11:36 am | Reply

  4. I’m reacting to this guy and his opinions in the same way I would react to a really dirty toilet in a public restroom. Back away slowly and look for a better place. Tom has it right with the word “degrading”.

    As for a man’s sexual drive being more akin to urinating, I really think that depends on the man and the woman. There are men that really have low sexual needs. And there are woman that need sex like they need to piss.

    Comment by dirty filthy princess — May 25, 2007 @ 2:12 pm | Reply

  5. whoops, forgot what I came here for. I linked you…

    Comment by dirty filthy princess — May 25, 2007 @ 2:12 pm | Reply

  6. I read this twice and came to the conclusion that he wrote this to faciltate a response. He clearly knew that his opinion was going to irritate people.

    He clearly sees women as second class citizens and certainly has issues.

    Comment by Suze — May 31, 2007 @ 3:24 am | Reply

  7. Sorry, can’t agree with this point of view at all. I agree with Suze, the original author was most likely a troll, looking to stir the stink.

    Comment by fellatrix — June 2, 2007 @ 7:10 am | Reply


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