My Favourite Life

December 12, 2007

Shopping Ideas: Number 1

Filed under: Sex — myfavouritelife @ 6:14 am
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Just in time for the holidays, get the remote control of your choice: Control a Woman or Control a Man. I have come across several manufacturers, but they seem to be based in the UK or Australia.

Control a Woman Control a Man

So, here they are. I guess mine would be slightly different insomuch as I am not interested in beer and I am not much of an eater. They way to my heart is definitely not through my stomach. Who comes up with this stuff anyway? Though, I do know many guys for which this would be accurate. I guess I would expand sex to be more specific: sex, anal, oral. Since we are dealing with fantasy, I suppose I would also add physical features, too. This designer came up with boobs +/-. I am not much of a breast man, but I could live with that. Hair colour? Eye colour? Height? Weight? Where’s the shave control? Who designed this thing? How cold they leave off the clone feature? I want a refund.

Well, there is a version for women, too, but I don’t have anything to say about it. Look, there it is. Right?

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