My Favourite Life

February 27, 2008

Sex and Drugs (part 3)

Filed under: Anal Sex,blowjob,Blowjobs,deepthroat,Fellatio,oral sex,Sex — myfavouritelife @ 10:14 am
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I had ideas in mind when I arrived home last night. I stopped to pick up my prescription on my way home. I hadn’t told my wife in advance, as I wanted to surprise her.

When things calmed down in the evening I let her know, “By the way, I got some Valium from the Dentist’s office.”

Excited, she asked, “How many?”

“Enough,” I replied.

“You aren’t going to get anal tonight, though. I’ve had a long day.”

“No rush. I’m just letting you know.”

“I’ve had a long day. Can I have one?”

“No. Not in advance. The deal is the only advance is for anal.”

“I promise you can have that on the weekend when I am more rested.”

“That won’t work. You’ll want some more then.”

“I’ll suck your dick.”

“And you’ll swallow?”

“OK, I’ll swallow. Can I have one now?”

“You can have one when you’re done,” I said as we retired into the bedroom.

I knew it would be a pretty perfunctory blowjob, but there is something nice about knowing she is finally going to swallow again. I got undressed and lay on my back on the bed, rather I propped myself up on some pillows to get a better view. I love watching my wife suck my cock. It is especially pleasant to watch her as I am cumming in her mouth knowing she won’t be spitting it back out. I can’t quite explain it. In her words, she was going to be a bad girl.

Her mouth was occupied when I reminded her she could earn more if she would deepthroat me, but she was too tired.

“Not tonight. Maybe another time,” she interrupted her flow.

I replied, “I just wanted to remind you.”

As of late she has been giving mostly no-hands blowjobs. I watched her as she bobbed her head up and down on my cock—sometimes sucking on the head, and sometimes going down the length of my shaft but not all the way down. She is quite the tease. I thought she might have a change of heart and take me all the way, but she never did. If she had that in mind, it didn’t matter because I was just about to cum—and so I did.

I tried my best to focus on her face as she sucked me dry. She wrapped her lips around the head of my cock, and just drank me in. Theatrically and demonstrably, she swallowed, exaggerating the motions.

Matter of factly, she asked, “Can I have it now?” So I gave her her reward.

When I think about it, I have quite the deal for as long as I can keep her interested. With the prescription Valium, I got 20 for $15. That’s about $1.33 a dose. That’s kind of like $1.33 for a blowjob, except that the blowjob is free. It’s the swallow that costs. This also means that shaving and deepthroat cost the same amount, and anal is just a few dollars more at $2.67.

Truly, I don’t get it. If I offered her $3 to fuck her in the ass, she’d look at me as if I had two heads. Offer her $3 in Valium and she’s all over it. It is sort of like when you take a date to dinner. It might cost you $30 to $50 extra—though you probably wouldn’t eat there by yourself—, but there is an expectation of sex afterwards. It’s cheaper than a hooker, though I understand some people have to go through several iterations before they get a payout. Even so, what are you looking at, $100 to $150? No big deal. You could even get by on the cheap at Chipotle, CPK, or something.

On the other hand, where Valium is concerned, I am sure I will be getting more head now than before. I know it won’t last forever because she is rather fickle, but I’ll take it as long as I can. Once the prescription runs out, I am left to my own devices: the Internet. It isn’t as cheap. I am looking closer to $3 a dose. Even so, I can’t complain. Where else can I get real bum love for under $6? Case closed. I am looking forward to the weekend.


  1. That’s certainly an interesting negotiation. I’ll admit it makes me a little uncomfortable. I dunno, obviously it sucks that she doesn’t want to give you sex, but this sounds like extortion.

    Comment by notoriousv — February 29, 2008 @ 3:07 am | Reply

  2. Hey, V. Of course it is. All working relationships I have seen or been in that are long-term, and most short-term one involve what you are calling extortion. In long-term relationships that are not working, it is usually because one of the partners is not *getting* what they need. Whether it be emotional or otherwise, the point is, “you give me what I need,” I’ll give you what you need. No normal relationship is unrequited and without give and take. I agree that this is surely more blatant, but that is the only real difference. In many ways, I am a utilitarian. Things have utility costs. In my case, these costs have been identified and placed on the table. As I have said before, I have an economic/financial background, so it is all too natural for me to think in these terms.

    We think early in relationships that this is not the case, but the fact is that the utility you gain is more subtle: you get to be seen with a hot guy/chick/whatever. Even the way someone treats you provides utility. It turns out to be like a bank account: do something nice—like dinner, flowers, and some flattery—, and get a point or two; check out the ass of her best friend, lose points. In my case, the Valium is the currency. Simple. I also know it won’t last forever. It is always something, but necessity is the mother of invention.

    Comment by myfavouritelife — February 29, 2008 @ 7:10 am | Reply

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