My Favourite Life

July 20, 2008

Odd Measures

Filed under: Blowjobs,Fellatio,oral sex,Sex — myfavouritelife @ 11:20 am
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As I tend to think about, I wondered about how much cum I have streamed into my wife’s mouth, and how much she has swallowed in the time we have been together.  So, if I consider an average ejaculation yields about 10cc or a teaspoon and I multiply by the number of blowjobs she has given me, she has taken in over 6 cups of cum, and swallowed about 5 cup. That’s about a litre and a half.  So, I am thinking, this is not a calculation I was to impress on her.  As I have mentioned elsewhere in her some time ago, she used to be bulimic.  The way she made herself throw up is to imagine herself drinking a large cup of cum, so news of this kind would serve as a psychological discouragement.  I imagine the metal picture of chugging a litre and a half of cum is not one most recipients would want to have.  Thank goodness for small doses, and I am glad women don’t think like me or they would be even harder pressed to swallow.  Of course, you can also do these calculations at home—on either the delivering or receiving side.


  1. I am an analyst and truly appreciate this perspective. Keep up the great work with this blog, and write more frequently if possible.

    Comment by A. Reader — July 22, 2008 @ 12:00 pm | Reply

  2. Damn! I should not have read this! Now all I can think of is a liter of cum. Visualizing that changes the perspective.

    Comment by coquetteinbed — July 23, 2008 @ 11:44 pm | Reply

  3. LOL, Coquette. Now you know why I didn’t broach the topic with my wife. I guess some things should just remain unsaid. 😉

    Comment by myfavouritelife — July 24, 2008 @ 6:04 am | Reply

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