I haven’t posted here in a little while as I have been very busy. This weekend, however, was busy in its own right. My wife is an outdoorsy person, and I decidedly am not. She decided she wanted us to go on a camping and canoeing excursion, and so we did. She finds these things to be relaxing, and I find them to be exhausting.
So, to make a long story longer, we camped out in a tent, made a fire pit, and did do some river canoeing. Since this blog isn’t about wilderness survival, I won’t endeavour to recount these affairs. What I will relate is the difficulty having sex in a tent with a sleeping 10-year-old.
We were all up until past 11, and we had had a notably long day. I wanted sex—what else is new—because, frankly, I didn’t see anything else to look forward to on this adventure. Our son was restless and just want to talk all night, but he finally crashed some time after midnight.
Well, I don’t know about you, but sleeping bags are not designed for sex. She started by going down on me because we thought it would make less noise, and we didn’t want to awaken him. The problem was that she overheated and couldn’t breathe very well, so we switched to plan B. We considered relocating outside of the tent, but opted just to fuck. After this, it was not too exciting: missionary all the way. She did have a towel under her bum to catch the cum, and we enjoyed some low-key slow sex. Nothing overly special, but…whatever. It was what it was.
Despite how overworked I feel at home during the week, I’ll take this any day over camping.
Last night she wanted some Valium. I had her shave because she had almost a week’s worth of growth down there. I ate her until she came, and we enjoyed some anal missionary style. She likes to use her vibrator when we do anal, but it kept getting in the way, so we had to put it aside. It was no bother anyway because she had already cum, and that makes all the difference.
I joked that we should have done this in the tent. As I have mentioned before, she prefers taking anal on her back. It was very pleasant for the both of us.
Anyway, nothing more to say…